I Can Only Hope


Mind your own business.
Albuquerque, New Mexico.

New game called how fast can I eat a peanut butter and jelly compared to the time it takes me to make it.

opiate-and-comicbooks:

Tool parabola

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

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I really miss how everything used to be. The people I was with and then school and the zoo. I just want everything to be back to the way it used to be.

stronglikeatitan:

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

I want to kiss her voice 

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dexbonus:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

omfg

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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"what’s your sexual orientation"

riyoyukai:

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